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28 Days Later is the fifth episode of the fourth and final series of The Osbournes. It originally aired on February 14, 2005.

Summery Edit

Kelly struggles to adjust to life in rehab, and frequently calls home requesting various personal belongings. She wants to leave, but Jack urges her to tough it out. Jack celebrates both his birthday and a year of sobriety. Kelly arrives home and becomes frustrated by the curfew and other rules she must follow. She clashes with her mother often, and accuses Sharon of messing with her head when she expresses her concerns.

Gallery Edit

28 Days Later/ Gallery

Memorable Quotes Edit

"She's having a really bad day, because the guy that's really strung out on heroin is masturbating in his room screaming "Oh God!" "Oh God!" every time he wanks."
— Sharon Osbourne
"I need clothes, I need money, I need a coat, please. I want something decent, bye."
— Kelly Osbourne
"This is a club, a summer vacation."
— Osbournes Phone operator
"Have you asked about our fucking daughter?!"
Ozzy Osbourne
"Well, she's asked for the manicurist, she's asked for a DVD player. So I think she's doing well, the shithead she is."
— Sharon Osbourne
"She wants to be in the shopping mall! You've got to show her the full reality of the danger of what she's fucking messed around with! She's gonna think all rehabs are like clothe shops. She'll fucking leave, doe. She's better out of rehab? Kiss my fucking arse!"
— Ozzy Osbourne
"I want a baby Lucas! Can we clone him?"
— Jack Osbourne
"If I had another one, I don't think he'll be as good as this little man."
Melinda
"If I had a Kelly, I'd bloody have to send it back, with a big smack on the arse."
— Melinda
"She never got enough when she was a kid, she never got spanked, I always got spanked!"
— Jack Osbourne
"Your mum needs to come down on her like a ton of bricks! She did that with you and you turned out great."
— Melinda
"It really is a joke! It's an insult to call it a rehab, it really is!"
— Ozzy Osbourne
"I'm not being rude or condescending, but the places you're in are not there to be a summer camp. You either do the time or you don't."
— Ozzy Osbourne
"You're fucking retarded! "Oh, Kelly it's ok! You can come home!""
— Jack imitating his mother
"Kel, you're in fucking rehab, it's not an easy time in life."
— Jack Osbourne
"No stoked, no man, no dude!"
— Sharon Osbourne
"If you don't like what you see, you accept me as I am!"
— Kelly Osbourne
"You don't know what it's like being a drug addict because you're addicted to food."
— Kelly Osbourne
"She's either gonna get it, or she not. We should get a restraining order on her."
— Ozzy Osbourne

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