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A Little Ditty About Jack and Brienann is the seventeenth episode of the second series of The Osbournes. It originally aired on the July 22, 2003.

Summery Edit

Jack visits the home of singer/actress Courtney Love. He begins dating Kurt Cobain's half sister Brieann, who is staying with Courtney. They get along very well, and Jack teaches her some of his favorite recipes, including beans on toast. Sharon is touched to learn that Jack has a tattoo of the word "Mum" with a heart around it. (He got it right after she was diagnosed with cancer.) Ozzy tries out some song lyrics on Sharon, who is busy shopping at the time. He later plays a demo of the new song for Jack and Brieann. Ozzy is bewildered by a rotisserie turkey as it cooks in the kitchen.

Gallery Edit

A Little Ditty About Jack and Brienann/ Gallery

Memorable Quotes Edit

"What did you say? Do you speak English?"
— Ozzy Osbourne
"Time to put the intimidators on."
— Jack Osbourne
"Y'know I'm here! And I'm in my underwear Brienann. They're your responsibility!"
— Courtney love
"Cover my ass!"
— Courtney Love
"Don't get my ass!"
— Courtney Love
"This sucks cause they're out to arrest Kelly right now."
— Jack Osbourne
"They have to use the rites of passage! They arrested me before for saying "fuck" on an airplane."
— Courtney Love
"Did you know I am one of the only people who makes money off of the internet."
— Courtney Love
"She's putting a bra on because her tit keeps falling out."
— Jack Osbourne
"I'm sorry but I think Courtney Love is one of the most intelligent people I've ever met."
— Kelly Osbourne
"I've written some melodies and some lyrics-"
— Ozzy Osbourne
"There's a song in here somewhere."
— Ozzy Osbourne
"Alright Melinda, what ever you do, do not let that child go out what so ever!"
— Sharon Osbourne
"Sharon, you're fucking nuts!"
— Ozzy Osbourne
"Don't eat that shit, it's fucking poison!"
— Ozzy Osbourne
"It's a haunted spit."
— Ozzy Osbourne
"It's a fucking haunted cooker!"
— Ozzy Osbourne
"It sounds like the chicken is still alive, yelling"
— Jack Osbourne
"The howling spit."
— Ozzy Osbourne
"Melinda on my shoulder? I would do that the day I fucking slash my eyes out."
— Jack Osbourne
"Don't worry, I have "Melinda" tattooed on my taint."
— Kelly Osbourne
"Sharon? Are you listening to me? Sharon?"
— Ozzy Osbourne
"If you're not fucking...the fucking bunny rabbit."
— Ozzy Osbourne
"I'm eating a fucking olive branch."
— Ozzy Osbourne
"It's full of iron y'know."
Tony Dennis
"and so is a fucking box of nails."
— Ozzy Osbourne's response to Tony
"It's out of love, it's when I got the news you got cancer."
— Jack Osbourne
"It's not a stupid heart for a stupid boyfriend. It says mum in the heart and you're my mum."
— Jack Osbourne

Trivia Edit

  • The episode was heavily edited to depict Sharon ignoring Ozzy constantly, though according to the commentary it didn't happen that way.
  • This isn't the first appearance of Brienann as she appeared in earlier episodes.

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