Angler Management is the eighteenth episode of the second series of The Osbournes. It originally aired on the July 29, 2003.

Summery Edit

After 17 years of waiting, Ozzy fulfills his dream of taking Jack on a fishing trip. They get in trouble with the captain for throwing firecrackers at the pelicans. Everyone on board places bets on who can catch the largest fish, and a friend of Jack's wins the contest. Ozzy winds up catching some tin cans and a bird. He also momentarily mistakes a seal for a shark. Nevertheless, they both have a great time on the trip.

Gallery Edit

Angler Management/ Gallery

Memorable Quotes Edit

"There was one time when I was in Fiji, and I'm snorkeling with this fucker. So I'm right in this fucking lagoon. I tap him and I go, and he takes off! I'm going, "He's fucking seen something" I start swimming like the clappers, my fucking arms are going, my legs are going...I get to the fucking guard tower, covered in sand, shit and seaweed. I ask "What did you see?" He says "Something touched me!" I said "It was me, you fucking asshole!""
— Ozzy Osbourne
"We're going fishing tomorrow, the whole day. You guys should come, we need some bait."
— Ozzy Osbourne
"Since I had Jack, I've had this fantasy of taking him on this fishing trip."
— Ozzy Osbourne
"Whoever gets seasick, gets chucked over the side."
— Ozzy Osbourne
"Y'know, Jack's like his fucking mum. You cannot fucking get on his case. He's never on time. He takes his own time. He's just like his fucking mother, he's like Sharon"
— Ozzy Osbourne
"This is the first time, we got no chicks, no fucking gacking nannies. We got not fucking y'know, it's guys."
— Ozzy Osbourne
"It only took me 17 years to take my son out on a boat with a bunch of guys."
— Ozzy Osbourne
— Ozzy Osbourne
"It's big! Not that big (laughs)"
— Jack Osbourne
"You mother fucker! I caught a bird! SEE, YOU BITCH!"
— Ozzy Osbourne
"All filleted, cleaned, boned and ready to make fish fingers."

Trivia Edit

  • Kelly does not appear in this episode.
  • Ozzy and Jack would repeat a "dream fishing trip" during season two of Jack and Ozzy's World Detour.
    • Interestingly, Ozzy and Jack both claim that they never fished together (despite what happens in this episode) and even repeat the story of the nannies and the girls becoming seasick.