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Bye Bye Babies is the eighteenth episode of the second series of The Osbournes. It originally aired on the August 5, 2003.

Summery Edit

Jack and Robert fly to England to spend time at the Osbournes' other home. Jack shows Robert the house and introduces him to the family's oldest dog, Sugar. Some of Jack's friends also come over to hang out with them and drink. Lola grows lonely and bored because she misses Jack so much. Sharon also laments the departures of both Jack and Kelly, who is away on tour.

Meanwhile, Ozzy uncovers an old keyboard from his Black Sabbath days and tries to get it working again. He also becomes fascinated with carrot cake, but Pete tries to stop him from overdoing it. Jack and Kelly return home and are reunited with their loved ones.

Gallery Edit

Bye Bye Babies/ Gallery

Memorable Quotes Edit

"Fuck, Y'know I better get out of here."
— Ozzy Osbourne
"Fuck, where do they get the energy from? Christ Almighty!"
— Ozzy Osbourne
"This thing's fucking awesome when it gets going! It's got a Sabbath on the back from 1973. Smell it!"
— Ozzy Osbourne
"I've gotta drop fucking acid. You won't be seeing me for a fucking few days now. Lock myself away with some fucking music now."
— Ozzy Osbourne
"I don't use condoms. I secretly have eleven children on the way."
— Jack Osbourne
"Fucking crazy woman, you!"
— Ozzy Osbourne
"Dad, don't fucking start getting fruity in my room."
— Jack Osbourne
"I'm not having that shit in my fucking house. I'll get fucking busted every fucking day, man. I'll be fucking hung by the fucking balls on Friday. "
— Ozzy on the Breathalyzer
"Dude, we're going to England. There ain't no sun in England."
— Jack Osbourne
"Stop trying to be this fucking perfect woman!"
— Kelly Osbourne
"I am special! I've got you as a daughter, and I've got daddy as my husband."
— Sharon Osbourne
"I'm being busted by my own kids, man."
— Ozzy Osbourne
"That's not Pete-Approves though."
— Pete
"Fuck the little ones, this is where the real dogs are at!"
— Jack Osbourne
"Go dog, fetch! You gotta go that way, fetch! Ether you're gonna breath it in through your ass or you're gonna throw it and run for the ball, y'know like normal dog."
— Ozzy Osbourne
"Andy, you goddamn venereal disease."
— Jack Osbourne
"No riding bikes drunk, and no playing with guns!"
— Sharon Osbourne
"Slow the fuck down, cunt!"
— Jack Osbourne
"I'll have to get Minnie pregnant so she can have babies so we can take care of. "
— Sharon Osbourne
"I'm like the nutty professor!"
— Ozzy Osbourne

Trivia Edit

  • Many of the quotes from Robert criticizing the England home where added in my MTV, according to Jack Osbourne.