Charity Case is the sixth episode of the fourth and final series of The Osbournes. It originally aired on February 21, 2005.

Summery Edit

Sharon and Kelly plan a trip to Kenya on behalf of a charity organization. Ozzy doesn't want them to go, as he fears they will be kidnapped or contract malaria. Sharon also has second thoughts after hearing more details about the trip.

The family receives a visit from Sir Elton John, who gives Ozzy an expensive necklace that leaves him feeling a bit embarrassed; and goes on a shopping spree with Sharon, Jack and Kelly. Ozzy, Sharon and Kelly later attend an event in honor of Covenant House, where Sharon receives an award and Kelly bids on a puppy.

Gallery Edit

Charity Case/ Gallery

Memorable Quotes Edit

"Dad, the thought of you and mum having sex, even to make me, makes me sick!"
— Kelly Osbourne
"There was a beam of light and you slipped through my fanny."
— Sharon Osbourne
"I would never send you to Kenya!"
— Sharon Osbourne
"Kelly, please listen to me. They'll kidnap you and hold you for ransom."
— Ozzy Osbourne
"The only thing they (women) need educating on is to cook, clean..."
— Jack Osbourne
"You've already committed haven't you? Sharon, I'll leave you! If you keep doing this I'm fucking divorcing you! If you go to Africa, you can kiss my ass fucking goodbye!"
— Ozzy Osbourne
"You get bitten by a bug, you're dead!"
— Ozzy Osbourne
"There's plenty to do in our world honey, plenty of things, you don't have to go to Africa to do something good."
— Ozzy Osbourne
"You're eating the paper."
— Kelly Osbourne
"Don't be so stupid you silly old bastard."
— Elton John
"I feel so bad having it. It's incredible, thank you so much. I'm fucking embarrassed."
— Ozzy Osbourne
"We're going shopping! With the Osbournes. Spend a fortune. With the Osbournes."
— Elton John singing
"I feel so spoilt when ever I'm around you guys!"
— Kelly Osbourne
"First time in Africa? Well they're not nice trips, they're gritty trips. We don't stay at the nicest of hotels unless it's the last day. You don't get any pampering because we stay in rough places. You have to be quite tough and ready for it. "
Clare the Oxfam organizer
"I don't care, they got insects over there. They've got fucking Ebola or Embola or whatever. You have to have loads of injections. I don't want to go! "
— Sharon Osbourne
"Ah Fuck!"
— Ozzy upon hearing that the puppy (Shithead) is being given to Kelly
"Kelly, I'm telling ya! I'm gonna fucking drown the dog or give it away if it craps in my house! When was the last time you cleared it up!?"
— Ozzy Osbourne
"I don't do shit!"
— Kelly Osbourne
"Oh, so you buy the dog and I clean up after it! Stop buying fucking dogs!"
— Ozzy Osbourne

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