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Get Stuffed is the seventh episode of the first series of The Osbournes. It originally aired on the April 16, 2002.

Summery Edit

Ozzy mixes alcohol with the pain medication for his foot injury and winds up stoned. He tries to take Lola for a walk, but Sharon sends Jack to retrieve him. The Osbournes suffer through a miserable Thanksgiving. Ozzy works on the video for his song "Dreamer," and adamantly refuses to wear a bat coat. Kelly grows frustrated when the media continually mentions Jack's work with Epic Records, as she feels they are implying that she isn't doing anything with her life.

She angrily insists that she actually discovered the band that Jack is helping, and that he hasn't given her any credit. She turns to Ozzy for sympathy, but he isn't quite sure what he wants her to say. Ozzy grows fed up with the family and insists on returning to the tour alone. Sharon, Jack and Kelly decide to surprise him in Chicago for his birthday. They hide from him until his birthday because they fear he would become angry if he saw them before his birthday dinner. When the event finally arrives, Ozzy is surprised and pleased to see his family.

Gallery Edit

Get Stuffed/ Gallery

Memorable Quotes Edit

"What's smoking Sharon?!"
— Ozzy Osbourne
"It's so stupid! I got out of the shower and I slipped in the bathroom and I broke my foot."
— Ozzy Osbourne
"I'm on so much medication that I shouldn't be drinking alcohol, period!"
— Ozzy Osbourne
"I don't care, I'm just Ozzy. I'm just fucking crazy."
— Ozzy Osbourne
"He's stoned can yo- Is he singing?"
— Sharon Osbourne
"I don't want anything to do with bats. I am sick to death of these fucking bats! It's all my fucking career is about, a fucking bat."
— Ozzy Osbourne
"Who had a good Thanksgiving?"
— Sharon Osbourne
"Absolutely wonderful!"
— A producer
"Fuck you!"
— Sharon Osbourne
"Ozzy! I'm putting the dog bowl down, don't put your foot in it!"
— Sharon Osbourne
"What really bothers me is that when I open a magazine and read something of my brother and it-it never says anything about me, it's like "Jack's working at EPIC" Right and then it makes me feel like I do nothing and I'm just a fucking loser kid! That I have nothing to show for my achievements and think that I do, right?"
— Kelly Osbourne
"I'm such a cock sucker? Right and you can get out my room!"
— Jack Osbourne
"Dad, I hate Jack."
— Kelly Osbourne
"So wh-wh-wh-what do you you want me to do about it?"
— Ozzy Osbourne
"I would just like some fucking credit!"
— Kelly Osbourne
"hmm well then Kelly WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT ME TO KELLY!"
— Ozzy Osbourne
"Ozzy let me tell you something, I can't sort it out! Leave each other alone, deafen each other."
— Sharon Osbourne
"I spent hundreds of thousands of dollars on this place and I can't even get a fucking mop!"
— Ozzy Osbourne
"I'm sick to death of living in a fucking dump!"
— Ozzy Osbourne
"Ozzy doesn't want us to come, daddy wants us to stay! So should we stay in and go to England on Saturday?"
— Sharon Osbourne
"It pisses me off he doesn't want us to come, he does it for attention. He does this everytime he's on tour and then three days later he says "I miss you, come over here!""
— Kelly Osbourne
"It's not the end of the world, y'know. I'd rather be here than in Afghanistan right now"
— Ozzy Osbourne
"Jack you seriously have some anger management control problems."
— Kelly Osbourne
"Ozzy! Get your arse back here you miserable old bastard!"
— Sharon Osbourne

Trivia Edit

  • This is the first episode revolving around a holiday, even if said holiday is in the episode briefly.

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