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Number One Fan is the seventh episode of the fourth and final series of The Osbournes. It originally aired on February 21, 2005.

Summery Edit

A 25-year-old fan wins a charity auction for the right to spend the day with Sharon. Sharon is touched by the woman's generosity and invites her to spend the night at the Osbourne home. Meanwhile, Jack must attend an online traffic school after getting a speeding ticket.

Gallery Edit

Number One Fan/ Gallery

Memorable Quotes Edit

"Laura is 25 and she put her money where her mouth is, actually borrowed and gone into dept to make this donation to these children in Uganda."
— Sharon Osbourne
"I was fucking driving yesterday and err got a speeding ticket. Now I have to do an online test because I'm a danger to society."
— Jack Osbourne
"OZZY! Do you remember me? We met before, you pointed me out, I had curly hair and you pointed me out."
— Laura
"I'm staying here! If I need anything what do I dial? Playstation? YES!"
— Laura
"Who the fuck is that?"
— Ozzy Osbourne
"I want you to sign this. I stole this from your set, it's just paper."
— Laura
"Tony take care of Laura, that's your mission!"
— Sharon Osbourne
"Do we have some stranger in our house? Why does my mother fucking do that?! She always does stuff like that, for all we know this person could kill us in our sleep!"
— Kelly Osbourne
"I'm a singer! And a really good one too. My stage name is Laura Darkpraisestar, spelt D-A-R-K-P-R-A-I-E-S-T-A-R."
— Laura
"Embarrass yourself here? Are you crazy? No, not here."
— Sharon Osbourne
"Dana, there's no way that child paid $21,000, she delivers pizzas. I'll have to give her $10,000 back."
— Sharon Osbourne
"Wow, this is like the best day ever!"
— Laura
"Are you fucking kidding me?!"
— Jack Osbourne

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