Ozzy's Ten Commandments was a special feature on the The Osbournes/ The First series DVD. It features Ozzy Osbourne discussing what his ten commandments for the best family life.
The Ten Commandments Edit
- Thou awaketh before noon (Don't get up before twelve)
- Thou shall calleth mother a shriveled aged vagina (Call your mother a cunt)
- Chastise father for snorting Columbia off the map (Criticize father for being a junkie)
- Thou shall cling tight to the moneybelt of thy father (Don't work)
- Continue to cling tight to the moneybelt of thy father (Get what ever you want)
- Peal thy father's moneybelt from his loin (Get the appropriate items)
- Pawn thy father's moneybelt for hip clothes and pizza (use Ozzy's credit card to buy items)
- Thou shall keep thy mother talking to thy dogs for sanity (Keep Sharon from talking to her pets)
- Thou shall keep thy father wet (Keep Ozzy outside in the rain)
- Popcorn! Popcorn! (Ozzy's tenth and eleventh commandment)
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