Ozzy Knows Best is the ninth episode of the third series of The Osbournes. It originally aired on April 27, 2004.

Summery Edit

Ozzy is upset by Kelly's tendency to wear revealing outfits when she goes out to clubs and parties. She feels that he is being overprotective. Ozzy worries about the behavior of one of the bulldogs, Colin, as he is attacking the other dogs (especially Lola). He tries to give him away to an employee, but Jack strongly objects. Ozzy grows frustrated, as he feels that no one pays attention to anything he says. He and Jack eventually patch things up, and Sharon tries to get through to Kelly.

Gallery Edit

Ozzy Knows Best/ Gallery

Memorable Quotes Edit

"I think its a- I think its a fucking gravestone!"
— Ozzy Osbourne
"I'm wearing "granny 900" underwear on and the fact that it shows that much skin, kills him!"
— Kelly Osbourne
"Dad! Why do you think I constantly walk around with a big sign on my head saying " PLEASE FUCK ME! Please rape me right now!"?"
— Kelly Osbourne
"You're a fucking bully you are. Y'know what Sharon he's not a bulldog. He's a bulldog crossed with a pitbull."
— Ozzy osbourne
"Please I'm telling ya, that dog will kill one of the other dogs."
— Ozzy Osbourne
"No he's not he's too dumb."
— Sharon Osbourne
"I think I should get a dog suit, they're treated better than me."
— Ozzy Osbourne
"I am the Bulldog king!"
— Jack Osbourne
"He already peed on the ground so I don't have to worry about him peeing in the car."
"Oh by the way I gave Colin away."
— Ozzy Osbourne
"It's my house!"
— Jack Osbourne
"It's my dog."
— Ozzy Osbourne
"I getting pretty pissed off of being bollocked all the time. I can't do anything right, I just get bollocked!"
— Ozzy Osbourne
"I am being nice! I'm saying you look like a fucking trollope!"
"I fucking wish I never came out of that fucking coma."
— Ozzy Osbourne
"I want to buy another Bulldog."
— Ozzy Osbourne

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