Pain in the Neck is the eighth episode of the third series of The Osbournes. It originally aired on April 20, 2004.

Summery Edit

Ozzy grows increasingly frustrated about being cooped up around the house. He misses Sharon, who is busy working on her show, and is upset about the weight he has been gaining because he cannot work out. He also hates the bulky neck brace that he is forced to wear. Jack gets another tattoo and reveals it to Ozzy.

Ozzy is so bored that he goes out grocery shopping with his assistant, Tony, even though he hates to shop. He later joins Jack at the shooting range. Ozzy is soon able to begin using the treadmill again, and receives the good news that he can take off the neck brace.

Gallery Edit

Pain in the Neck/ Gallery

Memorable Quotes Edit

"This movie is so good, it's gory as fuck!"
— Jack Osbourne
"I can't exercise, I'm getting fat. I'm fucking pissed off about having this fucking thing around my neck."
— Ozzy Osbourne
"My poor husband is not doing good..."
— Sharon Osbourne
"It's impracticable. It's the most annoying thing."
— Ozzy Osbourne
"Keep wearing that thing, you're gonna look like Jerry Lewis."
"I don't sound like a woman, that's very rude. I am one."
— Ozzy Osbourne
"One addiction influences another."
— Jack Osbourne
"As guys get older they get bigger...knockers. I had mine suck out."
— Ozzy to Melinda and another mother
"I can't stand going shopping, I look like I cut my arm off!"
— Ozzy Osbourne
"Don't you have any fish in there?"
— Sam
"They're all dead!"
— Ozzy Osbourne
"(laughs) So you got a tank with no fish?!"
— Sam
"I would go but me with a gun ain't cute!"
Kelly Osbourne
"Are you ever gonna come home and be a husband to me? ...I mean wife."
— Ozzy Osbourne
"Ton, do you think I'm a total dumpf? It ain't for me, it ain't for you, it ain't for Kelly, then who the fuck's it for?!"
— Ozzy Osbourne

Trivia Edit

  • Ozzy is seen as an expert shot while using a gun, this would later be seen in other Osbourne related show, Jack and Ozzy's World Detour