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Rebel Without an Ozz is the second episode of the third series of The Osbournes. It originally aired on Febuary 10, 2004.

Summery Edit

Ozzy and Sharon fret about all of the time they must spend apart as she works on her talk show. One of Sharon's scheduled guests, rapper/actor DMX, runs late and is in danger of not making it to the show on time. He has a history of being late or skipping out on events, and Sharon finds the whole situation very amusing.

Ozzy gives everyone who stops by the house a tour of his new home studio. He enjoys watching porn on the state-of-the-art TV. Ozzy also buys a new motorcycle, but isn't quite sure how to start it. Meanwhile, Jack and his friends find new and disgusting ways to entertain themselves.

Gallery Edit

Rebel Without an Ozz/ Gallery

Memorable Quotes Edit

"Y'know what I don't like about this TV show you're doing? I don't see enough of it!"
— Ozzy Osbourne
"I gotta finish what I committed to."
— Sharon Osbourne
"You're the one going out and working and I'm the one at home. Prince of Darkness, I don't know."
— Ozzy Osbourne
"It's been a dream of mine for years to have a studio but I can't seem to make up my mind."
— Ozzy Osbourne
"I fucking love DMX. He won't come! I just love this! He won't come, watch!"
— Sharon Osbourne
"It's for you to not fucking touch!"
— Ozzy Osbourne
"Can we interview L Ron Hubbard."
— Sharon Osbourne
"Porn?! Now we're talking, here we go!"
— Ozzy Osbourne
"Put that foot down on that fucking accelerator and get here!"
— Sharon Osbourne
"Dude, I fucking dare you to make your own fucking dildo and give it away."
— Jack Osbourne
"Does it really take three people to make a penis?"
— Jack's friend
"What a way to die guys?!"
— Ozzy Osbourne
"He never gave me a fucking key for it!"
— Ozzy Osbourne
"Kel, do you wanna see some midget porn I found on the internet?"
— Jack Osbourne

Trivia Edit

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