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Run Ozzy Run is the thirteenth episode of the second series of The Osbournes. It originally aired on the June 24, 2003.

Summery Edit

Ozzy continues to work out with his trainer, Pete, who Ozzy jokes may be a robot because he never stops talking, sweats, eats or goes to the bathroom. Ozzy is to run five miles on his 54th birthday. He runs almost two miles before he is stopped by a foot injury. The family throws a party for Ozzy's birthday, complete with a fireworks display by Jack and Robert. Ozzy eventually tries to run the five miles again, and succeeds this time. Meanwhile, Ozzy has problems with his new car, as the voice recognition system can't understand a word he says.

Gallery Edit

Run Ozzy Run/ Gallery

Memorable Quotes Edit

"Someone's been in my room and taken my beers away from my room!"
— Ozzy Osbourne
"Who could do that? Who could possibly do that? Who's the beer thief? You! You're the beer thief!"
Sharon Osbourne
"We'll be fine, as long as the girl' volleyball team chasing us."
— Pete
"54 years of Hell raising."
— Ozzy Osbourne
"But you're in the best shape of your Hell raising years now."
— Pete
"We're running five miles, I can't fucking wait! I'm so stoked!"
— Ozzy Osbourne
"Well, put the fucking petal to the metal!"
— Ozzy Osbourne
"Shut the fuck up!"
— Ozzy towards his car
"Stolen from the local fucking cemetery."
— Ozzy Osbourne with flowers
"Tony, this is voice recognition to whose voice?"
— Pete
"I don't want the fucking radio menu! What the fuck is it doing! Fuck off!"
— Ozzy Osbourne
"Turn that fucking phone off, Tony!"
— Ozzy Osbourne
"This guy doing five miles on his 54th birthday, this is big news!"
— Pete
"I got up late...That fucking! Fuck it, man!"
— Ozzy Osbourne
"Pete, he never shuts the fuck up! Never stops, you noticed that?"
— Ozzy Osbourne
"He never drinks, he never sweats, he never takes a piss, he never eats or drinks. Pete, he's not human. He's an alien. He's the devil personified. He's talking all the fucking time. Running, he never goes for a piss or he never sweats, never drinks. I'm gasping for fucking oxygen! He never gets out of breath, he's a fucking alien, man!"
— Ozzy Osbourne
"You miserable old fart!"
— Sharon Osbourne
"That's an unbelievable fucking cake!"
— Sharon Osbourne
"Professional? My fat arse! Those were shit!"
Kelly Osbourne
"You're like wine, you get better in age."
— Pete
"This car fucking argues with me now man!"
— Ozzy Osbourne
"I don't want the fucking telephone menu, you fucking moron!"
— Ozzy Osbourne
"I got a wife that nags me! Now I've got a fucking car that nags me!"
— Ozzy Osbourne

Trivia Edit

  • Aimee Osbourne appears in a few shots in this episode, her face is even revealed as opposed to being blurred out, she does appear later on with her face blurred out.
  • This episode is heavily edited with some lines added in as well as sound effects, this is what caused fans to believe that the show was staged, both Sharon and Jack criticize this in the commentary.
  • This is Jack Osbourne's least favourite episode as he finds it "lack lustering"

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