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Scent of a Woman is the seventh episode of the third series of The Osbournes. It originally aired on April 13, 2004.

Summery Edit

Kelly annoys everyone, particularly Sharon, with her disgusting lack of personal hygiene as she refuses to shower for a long period of time. She is upset when Sharon accuses her of smoking, which she later finds cigarettes in Kelly's car to prove her case. Ozzy receives a letter supposedly from the Prime Minister of Canada asking him to come to Canada to receive an award. Ozzy, however, suspects that the whole thing is a hoax.

Gallery Edit

Scent of a Woman/ Gallery

Memorable Quotes Edit

"It's what I do to my hair, put some colour in it after breaking my fucking neck."
— Ozzy Osbourne
"You're the Prince of fucking lunatics not Darkness"
— Kelly Osbourne
"What is your deal? "Oh Kelly's the dirty tomboy who doesn't shower or flush the toilet"."
— Kelly Osbourne
"Eurgh! That smells like old cigarettes!"
Melinda Varga
"Kelly's going back to her roots. She's going dirty fanny girl."
— Sharon Osbourne
"Everytime I come your customs, they give me such a hard time because when I was young, y'know."
— Ozzy Osbourne
"I'll drive the "dirty bustbin" until my car gets back."
— Sharon Osbourne
"There's about four fucking baths that you can go in!"
— Melinda Varga
"I look like a fucking bulldog with this thing around my neck."
— Ozzy Osbourne
"Boris had diarrhea in the back of my car!"
— Kelly Osbourne
"I won't swear, I won't curse. What the fuck do you think I'm gonna do?"
— Ozzy Osbourne
"I think it's a fucking wind up, I'm telling you it's a fucking wind up!"
— Ozzy Osbourne
"Press pause, can I talk to you?"
— Kelly to Jack
"I don't want to talk via videogames Jack."
— Kelly Osbourne
"There's probably an assassin waiting for me."
— Ozzy Osbourne