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Sleepless in Beverly Hills is the first episode of the fourth and final series of The Osbournes. It originally aired on January 17, 2005.

Summery Edit

Ozzy begins suffering from insomnia. He eventually undergoes testing with a sleep disorder expert to determine the cause, as it turns out he is allergic to coffee, which he usually had every day before bed. Jack gets a tattoo of a cross on his chest, but Ozzy and Sharon do not like it.

Gallery Edit

Sleepless in Beverly Hills/ Gallery

Memorable Quotes Edit

"It's not my band, I don't want to do any of the promotion! If you were fired from a band, would you want to do promotion?"
— Ozzy Osbourne
"Where the fuck is that Darkness CD? What am I going to do?!"
— Jack Osbourne
"IT'S MY FUCKING HOUSE!"
— Ozzy Osbourne
"She's (Sharon) asleep and then she starts snoring. Then Lola's on the bed and she starts snoring and I'm like "Aww fuck!""
— Ozzy Osbourne
"It's because I'm sexy and you're jealous."
— Jack Osbourne
"Alright are you ready? We're gonna go to the movies tonight, yeah action!"
— Sharon Osbourne
"Be a dad and a husband and come out!"
— Jack Osbourne
"Everyone frowns upon the sugarmommas or the sugardaddies but it's not a bad thing."
— Jack Osbourne
"Oh stop! Jack behave! Oh Jack, why?!"
— Sharon Osbourne
"I don't dislike it but I'd prefer it on your back."
— Sharon Osbourne
"At least it's not a Kelly monstrosity, at least give me that."
— Jack Osbourne
"I might as well go to sleep on the fucking sidewalk!"
— Ozzy Osbourne
"You know what's sad about is, he doesn't have hairs on his chest and when he has hairs on his chest it'll look like a blue scab."
— Ozzy Osbourne
"I'mma hard motherfucker!"
— Jack Osbourne