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The Accidental Tourist is the fifth episode of the third series of The Osbournes. It originally aired on Febuary 24, 2004.

Summery Edit

Kelly and Ozzy plan to travel to England, where they are to perform a duet of "Changes," the title track from Kelly's second album, on Top of the Pops. Ozzy upsets Kelly by saying that he doesn't want to come with her, but Sharon assures her that he will change his mind. Kelly's boyfriend, Rob, joins her on the trip. Everyone seems pleased with their duet, and Ozzy predicts that it could hit number one on the U.K. charts. Before a talk show appearance, Kelly gets into a fight with Rob. They apparently break up, and he returns to the U.S.

Ozzy annoys Kelly when he immediately complains of boredom and says that he wants to go back to Los Angeles. They later get along well while riding ATVs on the family's estate. Ozzy suffers an accident while riding one of the ATVs. His bodyguard finds him lying on the ground, unconscious.

Gallery Edit

The Accidental Tourist/ Gallery

Memorable Quotes Edit

"If I found a bit of land, it'd be called "Prince of Darkness Land""
— Ozzy Osbourne
"This TV show that Daddy's went to 32 year ago, now he's back 32 years later with his daughter, Kelly."
— Sharon Osbourne
"He might get a fucking punch on the fucking nose if he walks around with that thing on his head. The thing is, it doesn't suit him because he's not a bad guy!"
— Ozzy Osbourne
"Just leave him, let him have his wobbler. He always does this before he has to go."
— Sharon Osbourne
"It's so fucking cold! I use to wake up with icicles on my arse."
— Ozzy Osbourne
"You need a coat it's like below freezing."
— Kelly Osbourne
"You'll die! You don't know man. Eskimos die over there."
— Ozzy Osbourne
"Kelly don't be such a bitch, Kel."
— Ozzy Osbourne
"It's a Honda? I thought it was a Harley."
— Ozzy Osbourne
"Kelly, go and have children somewhere! Go and have babies or buy a fucking monkey."
— Ozzy Osbourne
"It's live and in front of 8 million people!"
— Kelly Osbourne
"C'mon Kel, let's make a million dollars."
— Ozzy Osbourne
"I'm just gonna go and lap round the field."
— Ozzy Osbourne
"Ozz, Ozz! He's not breathing!"
Sam


Trivia Edit

  • One of the unnamed chihuahua is named as Boris.