The English Patient is the sixth episode of the third series of The Osbournes. It originally aired on Febuary 24, 2004.
After three weeks in the hospital, Ozzy is released and continues to convalesce at his home in England. He and Sharon miss each other desperately. Ozzy develops a craving for éclairs, and cannot get enough of them. Meanwhile, Jack finally gets a hair cut after two years.
Sharon experiences more problems with her talk show. Publicists begin pulling their clients from the show because they do not approve of Sharon's behavior, and Sharon grows tired of the constant tinkering with the show (adding cooking segments and makeovers). She decides to quit the show, and no one really fights her on it. She and Ozzy agree that they will no longer work unless it is a project they can take together.
Ozzy is able to fly back home to Los Angeles, and is greeted warmly by the family.
- This is the only episode that is unavailable online, even The Osbourne Family Christmas Special has clips.