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The Show Must Go Off! is the ninth episode of the fourth and final series of The Osbournes. It originally aired on March 14, 2005.

Summery Edit

Sharon's talk show tapes its final episodes. Feeling mistreated, Sharon clashes with her bosses to the very end, showing up late on purpose and demanding money upfront. She takes her mind off of things by shopping, including the purchase of a state-of-the-art toilet. Kelly feels hurt when Sharon repeatedly criticizes her wardrobe. Ozzy pays another visit to the dentist.

Gallery Edit

The Show Must Go Off!/ Gallery

Memorable Quotes Edit

"On the last show, I've got to get off of the set by 1:30 because they've got someone else coming on to use my fucking set, that's on my bill that I fucking paid for!"
— Sharon Osbourne
"Well, make sure they can't fucking use it. Pull the fucking thing down!"
— Ozzy Osbourne
"You know what you can do to cheer yourself up is to tell them to "go fuck yourselves!""
— Ozzy Osbourne
"I'll get in there! When I get there!"
— Sharon Osbourne
"I ain't fucking greeting and I ain't fucking meeting."
— Sharon Osbourne
"I want it ($200,000) by Friday. Actually by tomorrow."
— Sharon Osbourne
"Just because I've been fired, doesn't mean you have to leave me out of the conversation!"
— Sharon Osbourne
"We're not gonna be able to steal it because they're walking around, following me, watching everything that's being taken out, Dave already got caught nicking some stuff from the back wall."
Melinda
"I feel like a fucking bachelor, I'm the only one that's ever here."
— Ozzy Osbourne
"It's a fucking robotic toilet!"
— Ozzy Osbourne
"Is that called douching, mum?"
— Kelly Osbourne
"Kel, you can't go out like that! Halloween is in October, Kelly."
— Sharon Osbourne
"This all the more reasons for me to just walk down the street naked!"
— Kelly Osbourne

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