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Valentine Daze is the ninth episode of the third series of The Osbournes. It originally aired on May 4, 2004.

Summery Edit

Kelly continues to spend time with Rob, but doesn't want to be his girlfriend because he wants a committed relationship and she feels that she is too young to settle down. Sharon and Melinda try to convince her to change her mind. Jack heads off to Las Vegas. Ozzy and Sharon worry that he will spend too much time gambling. Kelly tells her parents that she is going to drive to San Diego.

They don't want her to go, but eventually offer their approval. It turns out she has lied and is also headed to Vegas. Ozzy becomes annoyed with Sharon for trying to decorate his studio. Ozzy and Sharon spend Valentine's Day together and express the hopes that their kids will meet someone special soon. They reflect on their years together.

Gallery Edit

Valentine Daze/ Gallery

Memorable Quotes Edit

"He's got too many of those stupid fucking tattoos all over him."
— Ozzy Osbourne
"If I were an Mongal you'd still love me?"
— Kelly Osbourne
"No."
— Ozzy's reply
"Whenever I see him, I don't know whether I want to hug him or cry."
— Kelly osbourne
"Coming from someone who doesn't understand, you cannot judge."
— Kelly to Jack
"Oh God! I pray on everything that's holy, that I never have a daughter."
— Jack Osbourne's rather ironic quote
"Nothing can go in my studio, nothing hanging can go in my studio."
— Ozzy Osbourne
"Alright what's happening in the land of Kelly?"
— Sharon Osbourne
"I'm 19 years old! I should be able to say "I want to go out with you today and you tomorrow""
— Kelly Osbourne
"Leave my room alone, I don't want anything ordered without my consent."
— Ozzy Osbourne
"It's gonna be Jack's Casino, he's a "gamblerholic" "
— Ozzy Osbourne
"Ozzy do you think I should have a nose job?"
— Sharon Osbourne
"Why do you ask me this stupid question, you've already made up your mind and you're gonna come back looking like fucking Micheal."
— Ozzy Osbourne
"Why did you tell us, the answer's no but you're still gonna fucking go anyway."
— Ozzy Osbourne
"I want you to be nice."
— Sharon Osbourne
"Well wait till tonight!"
— Ozzy Osbourne
"I got this phone call from 1 in the morning from some guy who was asking "Where's Kelly?" and I asked "Who are you?" he replied by saying "Tony, she's meant to be in Vegas,""
— Sharon Osbourne
"Don't be such a hurry, it'll happen when it happens."
— Ozzy Osbourne
"Who the fuck's Renée Zellweger?"
— Ozzy Osbourne
"No, No, No! I brought the fucking painting for not for you!"
— Ozzy Osbourne
"To say I have no regrets, I have many."
— Sharon Osbourne

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